Harry Headboard

Forget about rumpled sheets, I'm all about smooth sailing. Not a wrinkle on me, just like delivering a pitch - clean, confident, straight to the point. They call me "The Client Chameleon" for a reason, you know?

Just like that neutral shade, I can adapt to any room, any client. Plus, comfort's key. Gotta be ready for those late-night brainstorming sessions, fueled by ambition (and maybe a little bourbon).

Speaking of which, I wouldn't mind maybe catch the eye of a certain someone... what was her name again, the redhead in Don's office? Hmm, "The Draper Darling" has a nice ring to it.