Johnny Dining Table

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$1,695.00

Prepare to have your bourgeois breath taken away! This, my friends, is not your average, everyday dining table. Oh, heavens no! This is the Johnny, a masterpiece in solid oak that defies the very notion of ordinary!

(Whispers dramatically) Just look at those curves, so organic, so... alive. Nature's artistry at its finest, wouldn't you agree? And the grain patterns? Mesmerizing! Each dinner will be an aesthetic odyssey, a delightful exploration of form and texture.

Imagine hosting soirees around this beauty. Your guests, those darling Schitt's Creek socialites, will be utterly captivated. Conversations will flow like the finest vintage, punctuated by gasps of admiration as they take in the Johnny's singular presence.

The Johnny isn't just a table, it's an experience. It's an invitation to embrace the extraordinary, to weave nature's enchanting curves into the very fabric of your home. So, banish the banal! Let your imagination run wild with this one-of-a-kind masterpiece. Because after all, life in Schitt's Creek, even with its, shall we say, "rustic charm," deserves a touch of pure, unadulterated flair. Don't you think?

Coming in 2 fab sizes, the extension table Seats up to 8 extended!  

Standard top - L200 W100 H76CM
Extension top - L200-240 W100 H76CM

Solid oak with oak veneers, solid oak disc style legs. Finished in a protective coating.

Dust with a clean, damp, lint free cloth

Frequent dusting will remove abrasive build up, which can damage the finish over time

Do not use a very wet cloth or allow liquid to contact with the veneers for a long period of time as this can permanently damage the surface. Wipe up spills immediately

Do not use any abrasive cleaner or harsh detergent as this can damage the surface of the furniture

Spray polishes are best avoided as they contain silicones which may spoil the furniture's surface when building up over time

Make sure all surfaces are protected from heat and liquids by mats and coasters

Ensure that a mat or pad is placed under paper when you are writing on the furniture surface

Do not place rubber or plastic materials on the wood finish as chemicals may react with the finish if left in contact for an extended period of time

Our furniture will endure most temperatures in the home but it is best to avoid placing furniture next to heat sources such as radiators or fires. Be particularly careful with solid wood as the lack of humidity caused by home heating can cause damage such as warping, cracking or splitting

Excessive exposure to sunlight can cause fading of your furniture

Shipping

Free delivery is included when purchasing this item. Excluding rural addresses. Please email for a shipping quote for rural addresses.

Returns

This item is ordered on behalf of clients, and is non-refundable and non-exchangeable. We will confirm details with you once order is received.

Timeframe

An estimated timeframe for delivery will be advised at the time of order. Alternatively drop us an email and we can update you prior to ordering with a lead-time.

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